Saturday, August 23, 2008

Premier Menu

Houde's Chili Dog Shack Premier Menu
(menu is subject to horrific and drastic changes)

Appetizers
Queso Cheese Dip (Cheesy Cheesy Goodness)
Twice Over Godfather Fruit Bowl (Made with Blackmail!)
Chili in a Bowl (Hey, you're missing the dog pal)


Side Courses

BBQ Chicken (For those who want to stay on a diet. Which begs the question, why are you here?)
The Unadventurous Burger
(without cheese, cheese only goes to the adventurous burgers)
Wussie Hot Dogs with no Chili
(Wuss)

Your Chili Choices for the Dogs
(Which can be steamed or grilled, we live to serve you ingrates)

Big Brother Chili (Now with added little brother soul bits!)
Righteous Intestinal Justice Chili
(We only have one bathroom...but plenty of woods)
Squirrel Trap House Chili
(Or whatever Dad manages to catch in the backyard with his Squirrel Trap)

Deserts
Cajun Chocolate Spice Ice Cream (MORE SPICE!)
Brownie Sundae Ice Cream (Lazy Nathan Style)
Peppermint Dream Ice Cream (so Refreshing, so Tantalizing, so...um....pepperminty)
Peanut Butter Chocolate Ice Cream with Mysterious Chunks of Awesome (And man, are those chunks awesome or what!)
Truffles a la Charlie (Who is Charlie, and is he going to bring his Angels?)


Beverages
Alcohol is Bring Your Own, but water, soda, and some other drinks will be provided.

Grand Opening is on August 23rd, at 1PM

You all Know where

6 comments:

John said...

Ill just have a water please

Houde's Chili Dog Shack said...

Would that be Tap Water, Mineral Water, or the special tonight, Milky water?

Funsizedliv said...

oh, you forgot dish water

John said...

which one is free?

Houde's Chili Dog Shack said...

Dish Water.

Fav said...

I heart cajun chocolate spice ice cream.